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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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