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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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