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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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