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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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