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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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