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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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