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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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