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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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