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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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