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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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