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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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