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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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