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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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