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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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