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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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