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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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