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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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