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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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