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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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