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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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