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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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