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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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