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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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