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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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