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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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