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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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