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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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