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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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