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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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