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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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