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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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