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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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