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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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