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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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