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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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