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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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