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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

1896

What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

1956

Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

2350

What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

2485

What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

1331

What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

3106

Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

1895

What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

854

What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

1334

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

1330

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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