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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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