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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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