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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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