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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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