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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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