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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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