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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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