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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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