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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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