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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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