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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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