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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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