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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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