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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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A pear of scissors.

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