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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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