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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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