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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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