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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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