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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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