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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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