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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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