Pictures:

A tripod.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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It's a lap top.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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