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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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