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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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