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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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A tripod.

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