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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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