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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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A tripod.

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