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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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